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Don't Make Me Poison Your Food Cross Stitch Pattern


If your friends and family make fun of your terrible cooking, you need this. lol Simple black letter are paired with a gory, red font that looks like dripping blood. Add in the skull wearing a chef hat and the grilling fork and spatula aligned to resemble crossbones, and you send a scary message to your dinner guests. Hang this funny cross stitch pattern in your kitchen, or stitch and gift to someone you love (or hate).

  • Whole Cross Stitch Only
  • Size is about 8″ x 13″ on 14ct Fabric

See more funny cross stitch quote patterns here.

Pattern Details

  • Colors x 2
  • 104w x 147h Stitches
  • Stitch Count: 2,652
  • Size on 14 count: 7.4 x 10.5 in (18.8 x 26.7 cm)


You Get 2 PDF Files:
(Page Size = US Letter 8.5” x 11”, UK Size A4)

  • PDF of single page pattern in both color and black and white for digital devices
  • PDF of multi page pattern in both color and black and white

Each PDF Includes:

  • Photo of completed project
  • Pattern Chart
  • Page Map for patterns larger than one page
  • Floss Color Key
  • Skein length estimates for each color
  • Thread Sorter
  • LIVE Links to free tutorials

Additional Information

Stitch Techniques

Whole Cross Stitch Only


Large – Bigger Than 10 Inches

Primary Color


Secondary Color



Chef Hat, Eating Utensils, Skull and Crossbones


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All cross stitch patterns and courses are copyright Sarah Leal and are for personal use only. Reselling or redistributing patterns in any way is prohibited. Only a working copy of the pattern may be printed to stitch from. Commercial use of the pattern is prohibited. Please see the terms of use for more information, or contact the designer.

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